{"product_id":"labour-privacy-earplugs","title":"Labour Privacy Earplugs","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fbfea7d elementor-widget elementor-widget-woocommerce-product-short-description\" data-id=\"fbfea7d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"woocommerce-product-short-description.default\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementor-widget-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"woocommerce-product-details__short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Ear Plugs = Fuck Off, World, I’m Birthing)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003efree shipping \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d35aaeb elementor-widget elementor-widget-woocommerce-product-content\" data-id=\"d35aaeb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"woocommerce-product-content.default\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementor-widget-container\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirth is primal, powerful – and private.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese badass earplugs are here to help you shut out the noise (literal and metaphorical) so you can go deep, stay grounded, and do your thing without distractions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheckerboard Ear Plugs (in lilac + white or black + white) – Chunky on purpose, so everyone knows you’re in the zone and not up for chit-chat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom Fit – Comes with a case and multiple earbud sizes so you can get the perfect seal and block out the background bullshit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re at home, in hospital, or somewhere in between, this set is your birth-boundary-setting BFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for early labour rest, active labour focus, and whenever you just need the world to shut up for a bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlock out the noise. Claim your space. Do it your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Birth Uprising","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":57472658211199,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":57472658243967,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/6635\/3791\/files\/Screenshot2026-05-06at12.43.18.png?v=1778067848","url":"https:\/\/the-birth-uprising.myshopify.com\/products\/labour-privacy-earplugs","provider":"The Birth Uprising","version":"1.0","type":"link"}